U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense
"They called it a fugue state, which is basically a way of saying ‘We have no idea why you can’t remember running through the woods naked for two days’. But personally, I don’t care. I lost nine pounds." — Lydia Martin (Season Two)
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???